(updated 20 Nov 05)  

Top Ten Perks of Living In a Town With an Eighteen-Year-Old Mayor
(Topic suggested by AuntShecky711@aol.com)

10. Republican Party... Democratic Party... who cares, as long as it's a party! Woohoo!!! (murdoctor@aol.com)

9. City-wide parental curfew! (tainsam@aol.com)

8. Town Council now made up of really hot chicks. (DRMCCULLERS@AOL.COM)

7. He renames the city "Bonertown". (tpanner@hotmail.com)

6. He decorates the garbage trucks with really cool Radiohead posters. (tpanner@hotmail.com)

5. Seeing his mom scold him for running with the giant ribbon cutting scissors (SSJskittle@msn.com)

4. Gives people in that depressing town something to talk about besides suicide (DLivermore2002@yahoo.com)

3. He may be able to pass motions I don't like but when he gets on Halo 2 online, his ass is pwned! (thedraugr@yahoo.com)

2. Anyone over 21 can land a cushy public service job with one simple beer run. (MrglsJon@aol.com)

Just right after we have a "do over"...

1. Stunning debate ripostes with the city council, like "Nuhh uhh!" and "Whatever, Granpa". (thedraugr@yahoo.com)