Okay, here's 13...'cause, well...I wasn't smart enough to narrow it down to just 10...
13. You quote your IQ on the metric scale, which makes it look bigger. (MooseSpeak@netscape.net)
12. You think "SNL" is still funny! (email@example.com; firstname.lastname@example.org)
11. I'm married. (MaislosMom@comcast.net)
10. You have to keep reminding people of how gifted you really are. (Cantw82paint@Aol.com)
9. At last week's MENSA meeting, you ACTUALLY suggested that the synergistic capacity of the quantum defibrillator outweighed the basic hypotenuse of a hydrocephalic dodecahedron. (email@example.com)
8. You'd like to run in the Boston Marathon, but you don't know where it's held. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
7. You sniff your fingers after you scratch yourself. (email@example.com)
6. HA! Stupid! you misspelled intelli.... HMm. Wait, no.... Hmm (firstname.lastname@example.org)
5. You'd hang your Degree up on the wall at work but it keeps falling into the French Fry Deep Fryer. (email@example.com)
4. MENSA - no thanks, I'm straight. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
3. You think getting the most tokens on a comedy site will get you laid. (email@example.com)
2. You are impressed by the big words used by President Bush. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
I won't even ask how you came up with THIS one...I just might be right...
1. That Def Leppard tattoo is a constant reminder. (email@example.com)