(updated 20 Oct 04)  

Top Ten Signs You Aren't As Intelligent As You Claim To Be

Okay, here's 13...'cause, well...I wasn't smart enough to narrow it down to just 10...

13. You quote your IQ on the metric scale, which makes it look bigger. (MooseSpeak@netscape.net)

12. You think "SNL" is still funny! (cmndrnineveh@aol.com; dorr@jam.rr.com)

11. I'm married. (MaislosMom@comcast.net)

10. You have to keep reminding people of how gifted you really are. (Cantw82paint@Aol.com)

9. At last week's MENSA meeting, you ACTUALLY suggested that the synergistic capacity of the quantum defibrillator outweighed the basic hypotenuse of a hydrocephalic dodecahedron. (kamasushi@aol.com)

8. You'd like to run in the Boston Marathon, but you don't know where it's held. (pjb1671@netscape.net)

7. You sniff your fingers after you scratch yourself. (e-marlon@sio.midco.com)

6. HA! Stupid! you misspelled intelli.... HMm. Wait, no.... Hmm (sootnmoopy@aol.com)

5. You'd hang your Degree up on the wall at work but it keeps falling into the French Fry Deep Fryer. (richdiandkids@optonline.net)

4. MENSA - no thanks, I'm straight. (mwatts@nhbakersfield.com)

3. You think getting the most tokens on a comedy site will get you laid. (chharget@aol.com)

2. You are impressed by the big words used by President Bush. (lexkase@san.rr.com)

I won't even ask how you came up with THIS one...I just might be right...

1. That Def Leppard tattoo is a constant reminder. (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

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