(updated 21 Apr 03)  

Top Ten Rejected Fashion Items For The Old Navy Store

10. Iraqi-Kahakis (L1061S@go.com)

9. Morgan Fairchild Granny Panties (lacee7700@aol.com)

8. Old Navy Beergut Fashion Tees. Because fat guys gotta dress too! (JoyfulDJoy@aol.com)

7. "Shore Leave" Crotchless Boxers (FreeLooseDirt@sbcglobal.net)

6. Ultra Low Rise Fleece Swim Trunks (KatSut78@aol.com)

5. Classic High-Rise Slacks (Just like Grampa wears) (kamasushi@aol.com)

4. Super-Low Camel-Toe Jeans (mrsbrak@aol.com)

3. "Support Our Troops" Jock Straps (FreeLooseDirt@sbcglobal.net)

2. Clean, pressed, unripped jeans. (skibip@aol.com)

Anime..t would be proud to wear these...

1. Sailor Moon Costumes (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)