Now, many of you apparently did not hear the news that Toys R Us is supposedly going out of the toy selling business...hence your entries missing from this list.
10. I don't want to grow up, get old, and die..like Toys R Us did! (Airfarcewon@aol.com)
9. We're going under but our prices still aren't. (Mistahtom@aol.com)
8. We got a reason to cuss..Toys Used To Be Us! (Airfarcewon@aol.com)
7. Toys 'R' Us...now with no toys to clutter up the aisles. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
6. You are now a 'Toys R _THEM_' kid.... (email@example.com)
5. Remember the Elmo! (firstname.lastname@example.org)
4. A magical place of fun and whimsy... and by the way, Wal-Mart causes cancer. (email@example.com)
3. Most kids are clothes hogs anyway. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
2. Anybody wanna buy a talking giraffe? (MrglsJon@aol.com)
Hey...you just might have killed two slogans in one here...
1. Gotta Getta Gund....Somewhere Else! (email@example.com)