(updated 21 Aug 04)  

Top Ten New Slogans For Toys R Us

Now, many of you apparently did not hear the news that Toys R Us is supposedly going out of the toy selling business...hence your entries missing from this list.

10. I don't want to grow up, get old, and die..like Toys R Us did! (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

9. We're going under but our prices still aren't. (Mistahtom@aol.com)

8. We got a reason to cuss..Toys Used To Be Us! (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

7. Toys 'R' Us...now with no toys to clutter up the aisles. (scalpel@aol.com)

6. You are now a 'Toys R _THEM_' kid.... (cmndrnineveh@aol.com)

5. Remember the Elmo! (maxcel200@aol.com)

4. A magical place of fun and whimsy... and by the way, Wal-Mart causes cancer. (joseph.blevins@verizon.net)

3. Most kids are clothes hogs anyway. (william.fishburne@verizon.net)

2. Anybody wanna buy a talking giraffe? (MrglsJon@aol.com)

Hey...you just might have killed two slogans in one here...

1. Gotta Getta Gund....Somewhere Else! (cmndrnineveh@aol.com)