(updated 21 Feb 05)  

Top Ten Things Said at the Westminster Dog Show That Sound Nasty...But Aren't

10. I shave my Schnauzer. (lexkase@san.rr.com)

9. Geez! This show is really full of Shih Tsus! (maxcel200@aol.com)

8. That is one of the finest tails I've ever seen. (lacee7700@aol.com)

7. That Mastiff is big enough to ride! (freeloosedirt@gmail.com)

6. She likes to be stroked firmly as she poses for the crowd on all fours. (SPTirish@aol.com)

5. I chain my Whippet to the bed sometimes if she's too feisty. (JOSQUARD@aol.com)

4. If I put this toy in first, and move this toy to the second position, then where do I place this other toy bitch? (giraffic_art@yahoo.com)

3. The high cost of champion sperm is getting really hard to swallow. (jdh@ja-ad.com)

2. Gentlemen, please run in a circle showing your Boxers. (giraffic_art@yahoo.com)

I know there's a "taco" blurby in me I could come up with that's not overly nasty...but I can't think of it now...

1. I hear she has a "Mexican Hairless." (Truckerex@insightbb.com)

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