It's a Recipe Book! (email@example.com) Oh sure, we like The Twilight Zone as much as the next guy...but believe it or not, there are people who play this site who actually were born AFTER it was cancelled...the nerve of them!
...and now the list:
10. That whole election thing is a farce. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
9. You have to have a Level 7 security clearance before they'll tell you where the restrooms are. (LouMizzou@yahoo.com)
8. The announcement of Osama bin Laden's capture will be made the day before election day. The actual date of his capture will remain secret. (email@example.com)
7. Not one of them can find Waldo in those stupid little books (firstname.lastname@example.org)
6. Their entire Arabic-speaking staff is out sick. He came down with a bad cold. (email@example.com)
5. Figured out who shot J.R. 10 minutes before it was announced. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
4. Several agents appeared on The Gong Show. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)
3. The pink thing on the end of your pencil is actually a microphone. That's why it does such a sucky job of actually erasing anything. (email@example.com)
2. They get all their info from the Drudge Report. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
When covertly questioning people, you don't know how many times that Pocket Fisherman has come in handy...
1. Ron Popeil designs most of our hi-tech spy toys. (email@example.com)