(updated 21 Mar 04)  

Top Ten Features Of Bill Clinton's Boyhood Home Now Listed For Sale On eBay

10. Mirrored floors in the foyer. (monetmonet@artlover.com)

9. The Impeach orchard. (Airfarcewon@aol.com; mwatts@nhbakersfield.com)

8. His bedroom overlooks the Arkansas Home for Wayward Girls. (robertellingsworth@yahoo.com; cmndrnineveh@aol.com)

7. Old school papers (still on fridge) that prove he really doesn't know what the definition of "is" is. (monetmonet@artlover.com)

6. Hiding place of the bong that he "didn't inhale" on. (mistahtom@aol.com)

5. A revolving bedroom door. (Cantw82paint@Aol.com)

4. The spy hole he cut in the door of a closet in the guest changing room when he was 8 years old. (sheafitz1@netscape.com; Sugarbaybee69@aol.com)

3. Tapped phones and "shag" carpeting. (mrxsandmanx@yahoo.com)

2. Nicely landscaped yard with an oak tree, that Bill engraved the words "girls suck" on it. (Sugarbaybee69@aol.com)

Don't forget to check out the beautiful cherry in-lay...

1. Nothing but hard-wood (stain free!) floors. (mrxsandmanx@yahoo.com)