(updated 21 Sep 05)  

Top Ten New Names For The Stuff They Call Music Today
(Topic suggested by NITRAMXXX@aol.com)

10. "Payback" (For forgetting how to bring up kids so they have decent artistic tastes!) (cmndrnineveh@aol.com)

9. Vocalized Mayhem (NITRAMXXX@aol.com)

8. Pure Profit or Bottom(of the barrel)Line (AuntShecky711@aol.com)

7. Poplum (HerzogVon@aol.com)

6. Hip-Hopeless (NonComposMentiss@aol.com)

5. Sonic Degradation (fparsons@yahoo.com)

4. I believe the Yiddish word is "Drek". (GrigsbyOK@hotmail.com)

3. Alternative to Music (stan@squidworks.com)

2. Rock Unreal (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

Yes, it's enough to make you sick...

1. Fad Nauseam (NonComposMentiss@aol.com)