(updated 22 Jun 05)  

Top Ten New Jobs For Mike Tyson Now That He's Called It Quits With Boxing
(Topic suggested by StickyPickle@aol.com)

10. The voice of "Tweety Pie" in any new Warner Bros. "Looney Tunes". (cmndrnineveh@aol.com; cdmauger@aol.com)

9. "Hello, welcome to McDonalds, would you like fries with your order?" (motorbreath2000@netscape.net; RWich928@aol.com)

8. Celebrity spokesperson for "Hooked on Ebonics"... hooked on ebonics worked for me! (KittysKorner70@aol.com)

7. What else? Spokesman for Tyson's Pride Chicken: "After you chicken out, it's all you've got left." (HerzogVon@aol.com; brat.cat@verizon.net)

6. Med school. He can be an ear, nose and throat man. (phaartking@yahoo.com; glacier68@comcast.net)

5. Taster for Marv Albert. (HerzogVon@aol.com)

4. Factory worker...then he can punch a time clock. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

3. New reality show: "Lose a Date With Mike Tyson"...female contestants compete and the ultimate loser has to go out on a date with him. (gromitopia@yahoo.com)

2. Telemarketer...He'll chew your ear off! (topsquark@yahoo.com)

"You just can't beat our 'Iron Mike' bar...oh uh...yeah, you can..."

1. Will launch a new chocolate bar with walnuts with the slogan "When you think nuts, think Tyson!". (rayj0109@gmail.com)