(updated 24 Apr 03)  

Top Ten Signs Madonna May Be Mellowing Out

10. Exhibiting more truth and less dare. (Baitsmotel6@aol.com)

9. We only see her in the tabloids every other week now. (momofthelost1@aol.com)

8. She has switched to clip-on nipple rings. (rsherman@netplexgroup.com)

7. While having sex with strangers, no longer feels the need to have it published as coffee table photo book. (Truckerex@wmconnect.com)

6. The top rack of her dishwasher contains baby bottles instead of vibrators. (brutusxvx01@aol.com)

5. Sporting new "Rhoda Morgenstern" hairdo. (SexNBaklava@aol.com)

4. Refusing menage à trois to protest the French. (FreeLooseDirt@sbcglobal.net)

3. She yanked her own video off MTV rather than waiting for the rest of us to do it. (comedian2000@hotmail.com)

2. Puts all her clothes on before picking the kid up at school. (Ttifranks9@aol.com)

She might end up being the center...just not "of attention" anymore...

1. "I'll take Madonna to block." (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)