(updated 24 Aug 05)  

Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty In Bowling, But Aren't
(Topic Suggested by Maxcell200@aol.com)

10. I just had my balls waxed. Feel how smooth they are. (manpretty@gmail.com)

9. Boy! Does she have a wide open split! (maxcel200@aol.com)

8. I thought you were a hooker, but you just do straight balls, don'cha? (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

7. Nice rack. (tpanner@inorbit.com; YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)

6. Honey, your finger is in the wrong hole. No wonder you don't score well. (dennisilvr@aol.com)

5. What size shoe do you wear, honey? (giraffic_art@yahoo.com)

4. If you hit the pocket just right, it's the greatest feeling in the world. (tpanner@inorbit.com)

3. You want me to put two fingers AND a thumb in there? (astae@paonline.com)

2. Try to get your ball to hit right in that sweet spot there... (razcactus@netzero.com)

You gotta believe me...she was just a sleeper...honest...

1. Honey, I picked up a barmaid at the lanes... wait, wait, come back! (randy@randypeterman.com)

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