(updated 24 Dec 05)  

Top Ten Things King Kong Looks For In A Woman
(Suggested by maxcel200@aol.com)

Gorilla his dreams... (rochford@netaus.net.au) Hmmmm....and now the list...

10. Someone he can have eating out of the palm of his hand. (ParisIuvsMe@aol.com; steve_medel@oxy.com)

9. Jane Goodall type. (burnettwesley@yahoo.com)

8. Someone who believes size doesn't matter. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

7. Mutual fear of flying...things. (HerzogVon@aol.com)

6. Someone who would make a prime mate. (maxcel200@aol.com)

5. A girl who's easy to pick up. (ldolphin34@hotmail.com; edprocoat@msn.com)

4. Kong say more than a handful is waste. (edprocoat@msn.com)

3. A tolerance for back hair. (deweywins@yahoo.com; cmndrnineveh@aol.com)

2. Someone who will look up to him. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

But exactly how far...

1. In the end...any woman who would fall for him! (maxcel200@aol.com)