(updated 25 Apr 04)  

Top Ten Signs Your Co-workers Think You Are A Prima Donna
(Topic suggested by monetmonet@artlover.com)

10. Rude looks when the boss returns with dirty knees and returns your tire gauge. (RWich928@aol.com)

9. Always snickering about the star on the door of my favorite bathroom stall. (monetmonet@artlover.com)

8. That catalog left on your desk filled with various styles of steel-toed ballerina slippers. (rockitower@aol.com)

7. You won't respond to co-workers speaking to you unless they put "The" before your name (as in "The Donald"). (pjb1671@netscape.net)

6. They always chat about me around the water cooler instead of around my Perrier cubicle fridge. (stan@squidworks.com)

5. On the company website, your photo is doctored to show you with a crown. (NodMyChin@sbcglobal.net)

4. At an employee meeting with the health benefits director, a co-worker points to you and says, "Some of us are too shy to ask, but are we covered for a procedure to have a stick removed from one's ass?" (ukkfayooyay@aol.com)

3. Instead of pictures of your children, your cubicle has mirrors. (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

2. What co-workers? (Cantw82paint@Aol.com; seeker@vcoms.net)

If this is happening, you can bet they are just dying for your boss to say, "You're fired!"...

1. They call you Omarosa. (marymarg27608@yahoo.com; willliam.fishburne@verizon.net)