(updated 26 Feb 03)  

Top Ten Signs You Don't Live In The Nicest Trailer Park

10. Instead of the standard long line of broken-down mailboxes, everyone just has a milk-jug tied to a stick. (trlymurph@aol.com)

9. It's called "Penn View" because it's right across the street from the penitentiary. (e-marlon@sio.midco.net)

8. Speed bumps in the trailer park are actually blocks of FREE Government cheese! (ricktodabone@aol.com)

7. Nobody has to move after a marriage. (seeker@vcoms.net)

6. Fox won't film episode of "COPS" there because it's too unsightly. (Truckerex@wmconnect.com)

5. Chickens running around are all spray-painted pink, because the plastic flamingoes were just too expensive. (corabelle@comic.com)

4. Residents move into crack houses for better living conditions. (RedFury111@aol.com)

3. Your never have to take your trash bin to the curb because it is empty by the time trash day comes around. (fbmarz@earthlink.net)

2. The highlight of your day is watching Earl kick the crap outta his truck. (stickypickle@aol.com)

Not even when they are armed with a Bedazzler...

1. Drug dealers won't leave their trailers after dark. (iamzachmo@msn.com)