(updated 26 Jan 05)  

Top Ten Sequels to "Meet the Fockers"

10. "This Movie Doesn't Have Teats ... But We're Milking It, Anyway" (acidbrat@aol.com)

9. Ben Stiller's mom remarries and starts up a European "football" team: "Mother Focker-Cox Soccer" (murdoctor@aol.com)

8. "Abbott and Costello Meet the Fockers" (grumpchong@aol.com)

7. Ice Cube has an affair with Barbra Streisand in "Are We There Yet Mother Focker?" (muck55@aol.com)

6. "Little Fockers" - Pam and Greg open a daycare center. (threetreeshill@yahoo.com)

5. Grandma comes to visit: "Mother Focker" (mimsydivine@earthlink.net)

4. "Marrying Gay" (stan@squidworks.com)

3. Introducing The Leever Family: "Fokker And Leever" (ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

2. I paid $10.50 for that movie...Meet My Lawyer. (SPTirish@aol.com)

Featuring a virtual who's who of celebrities who may or may not give a damn about their careers...

1. "The Fockers Go To the Flying Circus" (HerzogVon@aol.com)