(updated 26 Nov 03)  

Top Ten Downsides to Being a Victoria's Secret Model

Keeping true to form...I decided an ubermodel's version of a Top Ten was appropriate...hence the 18 picked...

18. Virtually makes you ineligible to win People's 'Sexiest Man Alive.' (iPHARTonU@hotmail.com)

17. The Alaska show ain't much fun! (mkw5522@aol.com)

16. Eating that grape just ruined my figure! (Cincinnatifatti@aol.com)

15. Carrying the burden of being the only one who really knows what Victoria's secret is. (ashdeaditehunter@aol.com)

14. Yeah right.....like there are any downsides. (dzed68@yahoo.com)

13. You see how comfortable it is to sleep while wearing big, fuzzy wings. (breadmaker1123@yahoo.com)

12. Keep getting asked out by Rod Stewart. (m.giunta@comcast.net)

11. Sometimes you find yourself doing that strut in the grocery store. (spearminttulip@sbcglobal.net)

10. Your boyfriend is always trying to picture you with your clothes on. (mykehalpinstudio@aol.com)

9. Have to put international chess championships on hold to fulfill modeling demands. (ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

8. That dream you had when you were just wearing your underwear in front of millions of people... wasn't a dream. (smhodges_99@yahoo.com)

7. When you're mistakenly referred to as a "model" when you're really a "super model" (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

6. Fear of being caught every time you wear "granny panties". (mrxsandmanx@yahoo.com)

5. Do you know how much a fifteen million dollar bra weighs? (marymarg27608@yahoo.com)

4. You never get invited to Neverland Ranch. (rsherman@netplexgroup.com)

3. Air-brushing doesn't carry over into real life. (BPaul317@aol.com)

2. Your picture is used for currency in prison. (smhodges_99@yahoo.com)

So THAT'S what they mean by "Bumping Uglies" then, huh?

1. Knowing that "ugly chicks" will be trying to get laid while wearing the lingerie you endorse. (dzed68@yahoo.com)