(updated 26 Oct 03)  

Top Ten Signs You May One Day Be Replaced By A Monkey At Your Workplace

First off...

The rhesus your boss has been gibbon you have been chimply getting lemur and lemur... (murdoctor@aol.com) ...sorta like this entry? Just kidding....altho I "primatily" used you to "sagui" to the list...

10. Your latest work reads as follows: skdjfoidfulkerkufslkjs5oifdulakjsfdlkjfjdflaskurdlksjffoaisudrklj"Oh Romeo"ksldadjrlkjfdlaskjfdla"Where for art thou Romeo"lkdajflkjsadf;lkjsadlfk jsalkfjasdlkfja (moxham4@hotrmail.com)

9. Your boss starts referring to your company's CEO as "Top Banana". (MedCheryl@aol.com)

8. The new uniform is a sparkly vest, a Fez and a diaper. (amazingpfil@yahoo.com)

7. Wait, are you saying the newly installed tire swing next to my desk isn't for me? (Truckerex@wmconnect.com)

6. You thought you were working for peanuts but you got paid with bananas instead. (Pootybrew@earthlink.net)

5. Corporate competitive sports include the feces toss. (corabelle@comic.com)

4. The only approved medical service providers on your insurance are veterinarians. (amazingpfil@yahoo.com)

3. When in the company of your two co-workers.. one covers his eyes.. the other covers his ears ... and they both just look at you expecting SOMETHING... (gregparsons1968@aol.com)

2. The dancing banana should have been your first clue. (RWich928@aol.com)

I guess instead of resolving to get along with your co-workers, you should have been evolving...

1. Your boss explains it's not downsizing, it's reverse Darwinism. (Wordmotion@aol.com)