(updated 27 Aug 04)  

Top Ten Olympic Pick-up Lines

10. "Gee, I can't remember your name, but your pace seems familiar" (maxcel200@aol.com)

9. "I'm the diver that made too big a splash because of my perfect 10...inches that is." (chharget@aol.com)

8. "Would you like me to pump you full of steroids?" (mwatts@nhbakersfield.com)

7. "You won four medals? How'd you like to be tied to the bed posts with them?" (chharget@aol.com)

6. "I know a guy who knows a guy who knows Michael Phelps." (skibip@aol.com)

5. "Would you like to work out on my apparatus?" (robertellingsworth@yahoo.com)

4. "I see you're a weightlifter...great Snatch!" (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

3. At the high-dive competition: "What's a nice girl like you doing in a dive like this?" (dakotadave57104@yahoo.com)

2. "On a scale from 1 to 10... you're a 9.862!" (murdoctor@aol.com)

Yeah...but I bet she could still "disqualify" you...

1. "Y'know, there's one performance enhancing drug that's totally okay -- Viagra." (joseph.blevins@verizon.net)

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