(updated 27 Feb 04)  

Top Ten Signs Congress is Getting Kickbacks From the Spam People

10. The Viagra they're receiving makes them all Hard-liners... (marcwwolf@aol.com)

9. They want to change the preamble of The Constitution to say, "Don't miss this great offer for all the people..." (Cantw82paint@Aol.com)

8. Their newest "Workfare" packages tell you how you can make $1000.00 a day in your spare time. (cmndrnineveh@aol.com)

7. Congress is having its broadcast channel renamed to C-SPAM. (rod.renner@juno.com)

6. Sightings of "Naughty Vikings" in Washington. (endocrom@aol.com)

5. Those daily Viagra emails now show traces of anthrax. (TZMAC@aol.com)

4. Just take a look at the flurry of email sent out by politicians just before elections. 3+ years of silence, then 3 months of SPAM! (william.fishburne@verizon.net)

3. The appearance of 400 or so big pricks on Capitol Hill. (chharget@aol.com)

2. Hey, they get kickbacks from everybody! (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

Hmmm....wonder if the government would block this transaction...

1. "US Senator in possession of congressional hush money urgently needs the help of your Nigerian bank account..." (mwatts@nhbakersfield.com)