(updated 27 Jun 03)  

Top Ten Rejected Anti-Drug Campaign Slogans

10. You gotta be stoned not to give up drugs! (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

9. You know, your parents did them when they were YOUR age - do you want to turn out like them? (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net)

8. Yo kids, don't be whack! Say no to smack! (mrxsandmanx@yahoo.com)

7. Just because marijuana is 100 times less harmful than Allegra doesn't mean you should use it. (casstigator@yahoo.com)

6. Television! Just as addictive! (Ososexilexi@aol.com)

5. Just say, "I'm broke!" (HerzogVon@aol.com)

4. Clinton smoked Pot and Bush snorted cocaine, get the picture? (JoyfulDJoy@aol.com)

3. Drugs: They're no laughing matter... unless you take the right ones. (MrglsJon@aol.com)

2. This is your brain. This is your brain on drugs. This is--dammit, stop thinking about how good a Grand Slam Breakfast sounds and pay attention. (SpinyNorma@aol.com)

Obviously this one didn't have the desired effect...

1. Drugs are illegal...deal with it! (cmndrnineveh@aol.com)