(updated 28 Apr 03)  

Top Ten Geek Pick-Up Lines

10. Wanna hear my bird imitations? (Baitsmotel6@aol.com)

9. According to my calculations, you're the prettiest girl in school. (ThaiDye4915@aol.com)

8. Your mom's basement or mine? (Mistahtom@aol.com)

7. Did you know that, not only do I have a huge hard drive, but I've also got virus protection. (brwneyedcuuty@aol.com)

6. It must've reached dew point temperature in here because one look at you and my glasses are foggy. (momofthelost1@aol.com)

5. Wanna pull the 'fruitloop' on the back of my shirt? (kurkzhare@hotmail.com)

4. You+Me=Love, no seriously I have the theorem to prove it. (Mistahtom@aol.com)

3. Pick a number from 1-456, and I'll tell you the plot of the "Superman" comic book issue it came from. (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

2. Hi, I work for humormeonline.com...wanna go out? (NOTLeisSuit@NOTaol.com)

Sure, you can remember five dozen video game cheat codes, but a pick-up line's another story...

1. Are you tired? Because I've been running through your mind all.. no, wait, you've been running through your.. I've been minding a run.. Hold on, I'll look this up on the 'net'. (tainsam@aol.com)