(updated 28 Jul 03)  

Top Ten Get-Rich-Quick Schemes For Dumb Folks

10. Rhombus Scheme -- not a pyramid scheme, but a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT SHAPE! (joseph.blevins@verizon.net)

9. Did you know that one lightning bolt carries enough electricity to light New York City for a year? Start your own electric utility company by attracting lightning to your home and selling this free power to the public! Our $300 kit includes lightning rod and valuable booklet, "Power to the People." (ukkfayooyay@aol.com)

8. Buy Enron stock because it can't get any lower...it can only go up. (sunjonesboro@yahoo.com)

7. Sell your vital organs online! (e-merlin@sio.midco.net; oldnvyaf@aol.com)

6. Okay, this is very simple. You (point to the dumb guy) invest in President Bush's Iraq reconstruction scheme (a picture of a street with gas stations all over), and you'll get double the amount back in 5 years. (asim_lies@hotmail.com)

5. Marketing invisible dogs for invisible dog fencing. (Baitsmotel6@aol.com)

4. When "Friends" is over, get your own "Joey" show. (lexkase@san.rr.com; icediver@ec.rr.com)

3. Be dumb enough to spill hot coffee on your lap and then sue Mc Donald's cause you think it was THEIR fault you were stupid...oh wait...that's already been done... (gabriel_riley@yahoo.ca)

2. Send in $10,000. I'll give you $20,000! Here's the address.... (ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

And if you act now...we'll double your price!...

1. Hooked On Math...only $59.00 or 3 easy payments of only $30.00 each. (smmfd1@aol.com)