(updated 28 Jun 04)  

Top Ten Signs Your Cat and Dog Are Having a Secret Affair

10. They can't keep their paws off each other. (maxcel200@aol.com)

9. The mysterious numerous rentals on your video store account of the movie "The Truth About Cats And Dogs." (JOSQUARD@aol.com)

8. Your dog's breath smells like tuna. (mauibrothers04@yahoo.com)

7. You notice they've been licking each other instead of themselves. (Jdoveraz@aol.com; cmndrnineveh@aol.com)

6. The cat keeps dropping a dead mouse by the dog house. (Cantw82paint@Aol.com)

5. Her last furball...His. (booksncomp@aol.com)

4. Dog has stopped humping your leg. (scalpel@aol.com; davidgotribe@aol.com)

3. Your dog is strangely quiet...as if the cat got his tongue. (maxcel200@aol.com)

2. The cat's pregnant and looks REALLY worried. (deweyever@attbi.com)

Well, not literally "always"...but damn near each time...

1. When you drop the newly born puppy, over and over, it always lands on its feet. (davidgotribe@aol.com)