(updated 28 Jun 05)  

Top Ten Signs Women's Tennis Is Getting Too Sexy

10. Center-court today: Centerfold tomorrow. (maxcel200@aol.com)

9. The person Anna Kournikova is dating is a bigger story than that 17 year old girl who won the last Wimbledon. (Motorbreath2000@netscape.net)

8. That would explain why that girl had a tennis racket, and they were keeping score during that soft core porn movie I was watching. (Truckerex@insightbb.com)

7. Hookers starting to dress like Maria Sharapova. (hash1029@netzero.net)

6. People are actually watching it. (cdmauger@aol.com; Cantw82paint@Aol.com)

5. The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue is right where you left it, but the Wimbledon issue keeps finding it's way to your son's room. (astae@paonline.com)

4. Post-match handshake? Out. Post-match wet kiss? In! (giraffic_art@yahoo.com)

3. Billy Jean King announces she's coming out of retirement. (jdh@ja-ad.com; seoptimize@comcast.net)

2. More hot bitches now at Wimbledon than at Westminister! (maxcel200@aol.com)

Now, promising even more love on the court than ever before...

1. Terminology changed to "Game, Set, and Match.com". (murdoctor@aol.com)