(updated 28 May 04)  

Top Ten Rejected Categories For Daytime Emmy Awards

10. Most Number of Commandments Broken in a Daytime Series (rod.renner@juno.com)

9. Baby Character With The Most Potential Fathers (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

8. Most Obnoxious Ambulance-chasing Lawyer Commercial (darkmanwork@hotmail.com)

7. Most Creative Return From the Dead (tainsam@aol.com; YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)

6. Best Camouflaging Of Product Placement In A Children's Educational Series (chharget@aol.com)

5. Best Old, Infirm Actor or Actress Who Can't Get Work Anywhere Else That Plays a Patriarch/Matriarch In Any ONE of the Daytime Soaps (Cmndrnineveh@aol.com)

4. Best News Story to Interrupt "The Price Is Right" On Your Only Day Off (Electronicwaffle@yahoo.com)

3. Best Mockery of the US Judicial System (robtone247@yahoo.com)

2. Best Lingerie Shot Used To Stir Male Viewers (noveed@yahoo.com)

"Hey, for a laugh, let's pan the camera over to all the non-nominated Botox users, Stan..."

1. Best Furrowed Brow Scene Ender (Jdoveraz@aol.com)