(updated 29 May 05)  

Top Ten Things George Lucas Will Be Doing Now That The Star Wars Films Have Come To An End

10. He has hired two new Sherpa's to help him navigate the climb over his pile of money. (richdiandkids@optonline.net)

9. Figuring out what other crappy merchandise he can put out to get more money from the dorks who waited in line for two weeks dressed as Darth Vader. (jnmcda0@yahoo.com)

8. Finally get a chance to direct his dream project; It's a screenplay from J.R.R. Tolkien about a wonderful race called Hobbits...What? You're kidding! DAMN!! (rltowler@aol.com)

7. Getting into real estate. He just put his recent purchases of Australia & New Zealand on the market. (jdcoops3@aol.com)

6. Now that the franchise has run it's course, I am sure he will spend LOADS of time trying to figure out how he's going to pay for the kid's college education. (w.kaer@att.net)

5. Using every controlled substance in existence in hopes of coming up with another sci-fi series to keep the streak going. (bhsmrtgrrl@yahoo.com)

4. Will FINALLY have time to attend a Star Trek Convention. (l1061s@go.com)

3. Begin a music career. He could release a CD with two cool songs, three crappy ones and one just to tie all the others together. (DaJakAiss@optonline.net)

2. Make a film sure to please long term Star Wars fans: "Jar Jar Dies a Two Hour Agonizing Death." (dart270@geocities.com)

Oh, God...nooooo! Don't give him any ideas!...

1. Now he's going to do the story from the Empire's side because, after all, there are two sides to every story. (e-marlon@sio.midco.com)