(updated 29 Oct 03)  

Top Ten Questions Received At The Halloween Hotline

10. I pissed off the Great Pumpkin. What should I do? (Mistahtom@aol.com)

9. When should I thaw out my turkey? Oh sorry, wrong number. (dakotadave57104@yahoo.com)

8. Will Everlasting Gobstoppers dissolve in my rectum? (watch4whales@yahoo.com)

7. What size razor blades do I need to buy for our Halloween candy? We're expecting lots of trick or treaters. (soulsinger66@yahoo.com)

6. So like.. did everyone get a Snickers bar with my dentist's phone number on the wrapper or what? (RWich928@aol.com)

5. Would giving out little hotel soaps be considered a trick or treat? (agoudie@cableone.com)

4. FBI? I FOUND OSAMA! You say he's over 6 feet tall. Are ya' sure you didn't over estimate by 3 feet? (BikeMike101@hotmail.com)

3. How come no matter how I carve my jack-o'-lantern, it keeps looking like Clay Aiken? (MrglsJon@aol.com)

2. I was wondering how much a trick would cost? (dzed68@yahoo.com)

More importantly...is it still edible after I do?...

1. How do I get an M&M out of a 4-year-old's nose? (flynnkj19@aol.com)