(updated 2 Aug 04)  

Top Ten Rejected Final 'Star Wars' Prequel Titles

10. Star Wars Episode 3: The Final Milking of the Cash Cow (MrglsJon@aol.com)

9. Revenge of the Nerds VI (Patterson8040@aol.com)

8. Star Wars: Anakin and Amidala Get It On (murdoctor@aol.com; fealy@verizon.net)

7. Yes... This Is the Last One. I PROMISE!! (IR2Odie@aol.com; stoneguy@bellsouth.net)

6. Month 1: Mrs. Skywalker's Morning Sickness (Pootybrew@goosemoose.com)

5. Let's See How Much CGI We Can Put In and Not Pay Real Live People (marymarg27608@yahoo.com)

4. Star Wars, Episode I: The Phantom Plotline (cmndrnineveh@aol.com)

3. Sith to Death Of This Franchise (chharget@aol.com)

2. Star Wars, Episode III: Revenge of... ah, Who the Hell Cares at This Point? (joseph.blevins@verizon.net)

AKA..."Depending On How Much This One Grosses...We Might Think of Doing a 'Postquel' Series"...

1. Star Wars Episode III: The Idea Well Runs Dry (mrxsandmanx@yahoo.com)