(updated 30 Nov 03)  

Top Ten Misconceived Programs That CBS Was Forced to Cancel This Year
(Topic suggested by junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

10. The Krispy Kreme Donuts' Lingerie Spectacular (diamondnotes76@hotmail.com)

9. Survivor: East L.A. (murdoctor@aol.com)

8. Chelsea Rules Football (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

7. American Idol Worshipper (murdoctor@aol.com)

6. Who Wants to Marry an Escaped Inmate? (oreoblackchalk@yahoo.co.uk)

5. New version of the old Glen Campbell's Goodtime Hour...called, Glen Campbell's Really, Really Goodtime Hour (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

4. The Ellen Promises To Talk About Something Besides Being Gay Show (lacee7700@aol.com)

3. CSI Antarctica (DLivermore2002@yahoo.com)

2. At the Movies with Paul Reubens (monetmonet@artlover.com)

(Cantw82paint@aol gets partial credit for part of the lead-in to #1 blurby this time around)

Their lawyers couldn't agree on whether to run it with a Parental Supervision Disclaimer or not...so chances are this will Never(ever)Land on the air...

1. Michael Jackson's Childrens' Holiday Special (Truckerex@wmconnect.com)