(updated 30 Nov 04)  

Top Ten Ways The Ukraine Elections Differ From Ours In The USA

 10. Even more red states. (DaJakAiss@aol.com;  Airfarcewon@aol.com)

9. The USA Presidential Election: Started with two losers. The Ukraine Presidential Election: Ended with two Viktors. (maxcel200@aol.com)

8. To them, a "Hanging Chad" involves a noose. (murdoctor@aol.com)

7. USA: Smear, smear, smear... The Ukraine: Smirnoff, Smirnoff, Smirnoff... (maxcel200@aol.com)

6. A lot of "bread" and "dough" are promised, but carry completely different meanings. (breadmaker1123@yahoo.com)

5. Since no one has a TV, they don't have to watch pre-election posturing for an entire year. (emalejohn@aol.com)

4. Their antiquated voting system can lead to uncounted votes, inaccurate results and voter fraud, while we have a state of the art system to do the same. (DaJakAiss@aol.com)

3. Try as they might....Florida can't mess this one up. (smmfd1@aol.com)

2. Ukraine candidates have a better command of the English language than some of our American choices. (grumpchong@aol.com)

Hmmmm....betcha can count on this...

1. The Bush Administration WILL support a recount in the Ukraine. (stan@squidworks.com)