(updated 30 Nov 05)  

Top Ten Proposed New 'New Jersey' Slogans

Damn...this was a hard one...these were GOOD. And to settle it once and for all...I've never heard anyone IN Jersey ever call it "Joisey". Any a youse gotta problem wit dat?

10. New Jersey: The Blight at the End of the Tunnel (maxcel200@aol.com)

9. What Gets Dumped in Jersey Stays in Jersey (rampage1984@msn.com)

8. Hey! We Never Promised You a Rose Garden State! (maxcel200@aol.com)

7. Quit Asking Us About 'The Sopranos', Already (thedraugr@yahoo.com)

6. New Jersey: We Put the "laugh" in Manslaughter (DLivermore2002@yahoo.com)

5. Welcome to New Jersey: Stop Making Fun of Us, Dammit. (Omegamagezero@sbcglobal.net)

4. Land of a Thousand Exits (NonComposMentiss@aol.com)

3. Yeah, F$*^ You, Too! (bhsmrtgrrl@yahoo.com; DLivermore2002@yahoo.com)

2. New Jersey: The Most Refined State Ever (tphyll@aol.com)

Yo! That's "HE...AH"...whassamadda you...youse never even bin ta Jersey?

1. We Got Yer Slogan Right HERE! (woactome@yahoo.com; amfpsych@aol.com)

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