(updated 31 Aug 05)  

Top Ten Reasons Sean 'P. Diddy' Combs Dropped the 'P' In His Name
(Topic suggested by dorr@jam.rr.com)

10. The 'P' just made his name look silly. (manpretty@gmail.com)

9. It wasn't alpha-fo-shizzable.... (cmndrnineveh@aol.com)

8. A desperate attempt to save a waning career. (DLivermore2002@yahoo.com)

7. He's coming out with a new form of music: 'Hi-Ho'! (maxcel200@aol.com)

6. Because if he dropped the D it would be a Piddy. (astae@paonline.com)

5. Mr. Combs Felt that the 'P' was unnecessary and detracted from the funky-freshness of his name. (thedraugr@yahoo.com)

4. Changes letters in his name every so often in an attempt to woo Vanna White. (NonComposMentiss@aol.com)

3. Wants his career to take off and launch him into super-stardom just like whats-his-face did when he changed his name to a symbol. Who was he again? (razcactus@netzero.com)

2. They left out the "C" in rap, why not the "P" in Diddy? (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

He finally realized that white old dudes are the only ones out there not downloading free music from the Internet...

1. Planning to add "Doo Wah" as soon as it clears copyright. (HerzogVon@aol.com; cmndrnineveh@aol.com)