(updated 31 Jan 03)  

Top Ten Rejected Titles For George W. Bush's Memoirs
(Topic suggested by: kirstennetsrik@yahoo.com)

10. You Mean I Wasn't Dreaming??? (L1061S@go.com)

9. Thanks Daddy! (internutt9@aol.com)

8. The Nukuler Family (chharget@aol.com)

7. When Bush Came to Shove (SpinyNorma@aol.com)

6. If I'm So Dumb, How Come I'm President? (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

5. Mi Dyaree (gonnabmeeee@aol.com)

4. One George, Two George, Old George, New George (reidayork@aol.com)

3. Son of a Bush (CebuBorn@aol.com)

2. Iraqued My Brains Out (chharget@aol.com)

Hey, I lived in a white house too, once!...

1. Stuff I Did In a White House (Mistahtom@aol.com)

The Ones That Almost Made It