(updated 31 Jan 04)
Top Ten Signs Your Wife/Girlfriend Is Taking Way Too Much 'Viagra For Women'
(Topic suggested by Polaris75@aol.com)
10. You're the one saying, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." (JOSQUARD@aol.com; firstname.lastname@example.org)
9. Your Great Dane refuses to come into the house. (email@example.com)
8. Well, let's just say: We don't HAVE a waterbed. (firstname.lastname@example.org; email@example.com)
7. She begins to watch NASCAR and drink Schlitz. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
6. She calls you every day to remind you to bring home a cucumber for salad...and you've yet to see the salad or the cucumber. (email@example.com)
5. She wants sex twice...in the same week! (firstname.lastname@example.org)
4. "Accidentally" veering off onto the grooved wake-up shoulder of the freeway way too often. (email@example.com)
3. She whispers in your ear that she's not wearing underwear before the preacher has even started his sermon. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
2. At the neighborhood watch meeting, none of the men will make eye contact with you...neither will the women. (Polaris75@aol.com)
She's in the forgiving you mood if you're in the "for giving" her mood...
1. Gives it to you even when you missed her birthday and anniversary. (email@example.com)