(updated 31 Jan 04)  

Top Ten Signs Your Wife/Girlfriend Is Taking Way Too Much 'Viagra For Women'
(Topic suggested by Polaris75@aol.com)

10. You're the one saying, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." (JOSQUARD@aol.com; arch_deceiver@hotmail.com)

9. Your Great Dane refuses to come into the house. (lexkase@san.rr.com)

8. Well, let's just say: We don't HAVE a waterbed. (kamasushi@aol.com; dzed68@yahoo.com)

7. She begins to watch NASCAR and drink Schlitz. (m.giunta@comcast.net)

6. She calls you every day to remind you to bring home a cucumber for salad...and you've yet to see the salad or the cucumber. (lacee7700@aol.com)

5. She wants sex twice...in the same week! (tphyll@aol.com)

4. "Accidentally" veering off onto the grooved wake-up shoulder of the freeway way too often. (monetmonet@artlover.com)

3. She whispers in your ear that she's not wearing underwear before the preacher has even started his sermon. (darkmanwork@hotmail.com)

2. At the neighborhood watch meeting, none of the men will make eye contact with you...neither will the women. (Polaris75@aol.com)

She's in the forgiving you mood if you're in the "for giving" her mood...

1. Gives it to you even when you missed her birthday and anniversary. (kateroozee@hotmail.com)

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