(updated 3 Jul 10)  

Top Ten Side Effects of Vaginal Rejuvenation They Don't Tell You About

Not one "Vuvuzela" entry. I'm not sure if I'm proud of you guys or ashamed.



10. It doesn't make your boyfriend any better looking. (giunta404@comcast.net)

9. All the batteries in the house will mysteriously disappear. (giunta404@comcast.net)

8. "It" puckers up when you bite into a lemon. (guitartexn@aol.com)

7. Can't Vajazzle for two weeks after the procedure! (mahnu.uterna@gmail.com)

6. That high-pitched whistle when the wind blows that only dogs can hear. (strollo5@embarqmail.com)

5. Embarrassing wet spots. (tomcnagy@verizon.net)

4. That snapping noise you hear walking down the street ain't your bubble gum. (guitartexn@aol.com)

3. Intimacy lubricants now must be purchased at Auto Zone. (jbray4@roadrunner.com)

2. It causes more friction between you and your mate. (maxcel200@aol.com)

First the multiple deductibles and then this...

1. The surgery bills just keep coming and coming and coming. (madavis62@windstream.net)