Not one "Vuvuzela" entry. I'm not sure if I'm proud of you guys or ashamed.
10. It doesn't make your boyfriend any better looking. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
9. All the batteries in the house will mysteriously disappear. (email@example.com)
8. "It" puckers up when you bite into a lemon. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
7. Can't Vajazzle for two weeks after the procedure! (email@example.com)
6. That high-pitched whistle when the wind blows that only dogs can hear. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
5. Embarrassing wet spots. (email@example.com)
4. That snapping noise you hear walking down the street ain't your bubble gum. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
3. Intimacy lubricants now must be purchased at Auto Zone. (email@example.com)
2. It causes more friction between you and your mate. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
First the multiple deductibles and then this...
1. The surgery bills just keep coming and coming and coming. (email@example.com)