(updated 3 Nov 03)  

Top Ten Signs You Have Way Too Much Money To Spend
(Topic suggested by RWich928@aol.com)

10. The clown they hired for your birthday party is Jerry Seinfeld. (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

9. Biggest recent complaint is that the new $20 bills don't burn nearly as well as the old ones when being used to light my cigar. (skibip@aol.com)

8. You produced "Gigli". (amazingpfil@yahoo.com)

7. You have people have your other people call still other people to have lunch at Le Bistro in Paris with Bill Gates' people's people's people. (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net)

6. I have an entire Amish village dedicated to quilting my toilet paper. (monetmonet@artlover.com)

5. You book a flight on the Concord just for old times sake. (Chick65@aol.com)

4. You decide to hire a personal assistant for the boy you have hired to wipe your butt. (sunjonesboro@yahoo.com)

3. Offering to pay for rebuilding Iraq. (BPaul317@aol.com)

2. Secretly hire a team of comedians to post jokes on Internet comedy sites to win bourgeois prizes from financially inferior pranksters. (tireddebb@aol.com)

Not only that...but you can afford taking time off from work to stand in line for an hour...

1. You order a "large" coffee at Starbucks. (Truckerex@wmconnect.com)