(updated 3 Nov 04)  

Top Ten Signs You Are Obsessed With "The Weather Channel"

10. Can't go to sleep before hearing Honolulu's morning drive-time weather. (muhltrayne@yahoo.com)

9. You have a Jim Cantore bobble-head figure on your dashboard, your microwave, your computer station, your jar of Vaseline... (paracletus3@aol.com)

8. Upon visiting the eye doctor, you liken the possible effects of cataracts to "an occluded front". (HerzogVon@aol.com)

7. You shop at http://store.weather.com (DOrr@jam.rr.com)

6. You have a Rain-Man-esque reaction as the time approaches 8 minutes after the hour. (murdoctor@aol.com)

5. When someone says Jennifer Lopez is hot, you think they are talking about the Weather Channel anchor. By the way...how sad is it that I know there's a girl on the Weather Channel named Jennifer Lopez? (jnmcda0@yahoo.com)

4. We have pools on which girl gets pregnant next. (jdcoops3@aol.com)

3. Even though you have tons of holiday music, you insist on buying "A Weather Channel Christmas: Volume 2". (m.giunta@comcast.net)

2. Every time you hit previous channel on the TV turner where does it go.... to the weather channel. (Greeniis15@aol.com)

Okay...you have even less of a life than *I* do...

1. When you go on vacation...you TiVo it. (Cantw82paint@Aol.com; SumrBrezze@aol.com)