(updated 4 Jun 03)  

Top Ten Signs You Picked a Bad Auto Insurance Company
(Suggested by InsuranceLawyer@aol.com)

10. Their lowest deductible is $6,000 dollars. (tomcnagy@hotmail.com)

9. You ask your agent for a quote and he replies: "To be or not to be". (MrglsJon@aol.com)

8. When you call to file a claim, the representative says "Sounds like nothing a little duct tape and Super Glue couldn't fix". (jedvsjed@aol.com)

7. Two rough-looking guys come to your door once a month to collect the premium money, and they always remind you that it's a good idea to pay on time because "you wouldn't want to have an accident." (ukkfayooyay@aol.com)

6. When you inquire about the premium, the agent says, "Well, how much do you make?" (murdoctor@aol.com)

5. Their commercials air during "Conan." (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

4. You attempt to file a claim and a dead gecko arrives in the mail with a note saying "You're next". (rodentsRred@hotmail.com)

3. Invoice urges you to send cash through the mail. (seeker@vcoms.net)

2. The company's toll-free number to report a claim is 1-800-CANCELME. (ukkfayooyay@aol.com)

Hmmm...and all this time I thought that meant they were #1...

1. Instead of offering to keep you in "good hands", they just give you the finger. (rrymer58@bellsouth.net; TZMAC@aol.com)

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