(updated 5 Jul 03)  

Top Ten Slogans For TNN's Men's Channel

10. The Men Channel..Ask your wife if you can watch! (Baitsmotel6@aol.com)

9. Movies For Guys Who Like Movies About Guys in Movies Who Like Guns. (kamasushi@aol.com)

8. The No Nudity Men's Channel (BPaul317@aol.com)

7. You may now throw away the remote. (motorbreath2000@netscape.net)

6. TNN Men's Channel: Hey, we're free with basic cable. (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)

5. TNN: Your place for blood, sweat and beers! (HerzogVon@aol.com)

4. Shelton TV (take that you whiny baby!) (rsherman@netplexgroup.com)

3. The Only "All-Fly Zone" Approved By Bush. (JOSQUARD@aol.com)

2. TNN? How about T n A?! (ososexilexi@aol.com)

Hmmm...just as long as they don't get Gilbert Gottfried to do an "Up All Nite" lead-in...

1. The Men's channel...Better than Viagra to keep you up nights! (Baitsmotel6@aol.com)

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