(updated 5 Jul 04)  

Top Ten Signs Your Psychologist/Psychiatrist Is Crazy
(Topic suggested by Imsmiles@aol.com)

10. His only response is "Been there, done that". (mwatts@nhbakersfield.com)

9. Instead of elevator music the Looney Tunes theme is playing over and over in his office. (phillymom@aol.com)

8. He gives you a Xanax prescription in a Pez dispenser. (m.giunta@comcast.net)

7. Dr. Jones tells his patients they need a second opinion about their conditions, makes a complete revolution in his chair and says, "Hello. I'm Dr. Smith. Tell me how I can help you." (pjb1671@netscape.net)

6. He makes all his notes on his Etch-A-Sketch. (davidgotribe@aol.com)

5. Whenever you tell him what you think the ink splat looks like he yells, "Wrong!". (Cantw82paint@Aol.com)

4. "Tell me about your mother.....Is she hot?" (FreeLooseDirt@gmail.com)

3. When I told her that I was feeling kinda depressed she replied, "YOU are depressed!? I've been listening to you whine for 8 friggin years! How do you feel about THAT!" (MaislosMom@comcast.net)

2. He also hears the voices in your head. (fastkarz@hotmail.com)

Could be worse...could be maniacal laughter...

1. When you tell him you think that you may have Ailurophobia, he calls you a "Freudy Cat", then breaks into hysterical laughter. (HerzogVon@aol.com)

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