(updated 5 Nov 05)  

Top Ten Surprising Things Listed On McDonald's Upcoming 'Nutritional Food Wrappers'

10. "Unfortunately, we still don't know what goes into our fish sandwiches." (cmndrnineveh@aol.com)

9. "Wrapper more nutritious than food." (giraffic_art@yahoo.com; jaynashvil@aol.com)

8. "If our french fries are good enough for Bill Clinton, they're good enough for you." (pjb1671@yahoo.com)

7. Advertising by the American Association of Cardiologists. (skibip@aol.com; NonComposMentiss@aol.com)

6. "Harmful if swallowed." (imwednesdayaddams@yahoo.com)

5. Words such as "fat," "trans-fat," and "saturated fat" can be confusing, so McDonald's is substituting more understandable words like "McFlavor," "McTastiness," and "McPleasure" (old.curmudgeon@hmoforum.com)

4. Miscellaneous parts of Grimace. (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

3. "By purchasing this nutritious meal, you hereby wave all rights to use any part of the movie, 'Super Size Me' in a possible pending lawsuit." (HerzogVon@aol.com)

2. "Unbiased testing of nutritional values done at McDonald's University." (pjb1671@yahoo.com)

Hey, I think, ironically, that's their new slogan...

1. "Don't mess around reading this crap; eat your burger before it gets cold!" (pjb1671@yahoo.com)