(updated 7 Apr 03)  

Top Ten Shakespearean-Type Euphemisms for Oral Sex

10. Alas, poor Yorick. Now HE knew about fellatio. (Omegamagezero@aol.com)

9. Muff ado about nothing. (samuraikc2002@aol.com)

8. 'Tis thy lips that maketh the flesh weak. Oh, busy lips, oh happy flesh. (Katsut78@aol.com)

7. As You Lick It (acidbrat@aol.com; dakotadave57104@yahoo.com)

6. Out, out brief candle! (HerzogVon@aol.com)

5. I'll stop thy speaking mouth with my good rod! And if thou like'st it not? Marry, it liketh me! (TerriKlein@aol.com)

4. Something licked this way comes. (Baitsmotel6@aol.com)

3. The lady doth ingest too much, many thanks. (lacee7700@aol.com)

2. Putting the happy dagger in the place of such sweet swallow. (rsherman@netplexgroup.com)

I'm not a Capulet, I'm a Mount-a-you!...

1. Rome"Oh"d while Julie"Et" (Baitsmotel6@aol.com)