(updated 7 Aug 04)
Top Ten David Letterman "Stupid Pet Tricks" Guaranteed To Get PETA To Shut The Show Down
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10. "Muffy the Flaming Cat will jump through a hoop - oh, did I get that wrong?" (email@example.com)
9. "Swiller", the Miller Lite Dolphin whose job it is to recover as many plastic beer can holders as possible in thirty seconds, using only his snout. (HerzogVon@aol.com)
8. Having your amazing poodles jump over the wood chipper. (firstname.lastname@example.org; email@example.com)
7. "A kitten, a kiddie pool, and a quick-burning rope ladder. It's Frisky the Flying Feline!" (firstname.lastname@example.org)
6. "I can make this dog yodel by just squeezing right here between his hind legs." (email@example.com)
5. A chimpanzee who can throw his feces at a target and consistently hit the bulls-eye. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
4. Light a firecracker and have your dog carry it in his mouth and drop it into a bucket of water before it explodes. (Cantw82paint@Aol.com)
3. "Yes, Dave, I taught my chimp to club seals." (email@example.com)
2. The Amazing Feline who stands in the gator's mouth, starring Miss Kitty XVIII. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
"Uh, Dave...you might want to put on these safety goggles first..."
1. Dave: "Now I'm supposed to fire this .45 caliber pistol at the dog's head and he'll catch it in his teeth?" Guest: "That's right, Dave." (email@example.com)