(updated 7 Feb 03)  

Top Ten Rejected Names For the New European Anti-Impotence Pill

10. Yourup (Baitsmotel6@aol.com)

9. Uppincummin (chefrandy@charter.net)

8. Kipsitfumfloppen (SMiller234@earthlink.net)

7. Eurogra (bchbums99@cox-internet.com)

6. Flacidoban (corabelle@comic.com)

5. "Hung like a" Horse Pills (BikeMike101@aol.com)

4. Effitol (TerriKlein@aol.com)

3. The Kilt Raiser (JOSQUARD@aol.com)

2. Bonuppatite (internutt9@aol.com)

The good stiff drink...

1. cHARDONnay (the liquified form) (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)