(updated 7 Feb 04)  

Top Ten Rejected Slogans From the Alabama Tourist Board
(Topic suggested by chough3499@aol.com)

10. The State that feels like family! (No, seriously, we are all related.) (brentbdavis@hotmail.com)

9. C'mon down, Deliverance was that other state. (chefrandy@charter.net)

8. Dildos? We don't need no steenking dildos! (guitartexn@aol.com)

7. Alabama, we're meaner than Georgia, prettier than Mississippi...with none of that "old people" smell from Florida. (m.giunta@comcast.net)

6. Alabama, where everyone is welcome. Even if you're a queer or a foreigner. (Truckerex@insightbb.com)

5. Our State Bird eats good with Okra! (m.giunta@comcast.net)

4. Vacation in Alabama...it doesn't suck as bad you think. (Cantw82paint@Aol.com)

3. We have 3, count 'em, 3 Starbucks! (william.fishburne@verizon.net)

2. Alabama...Helen Keller liked what she saw. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

Just think of us as the United States' personal time capsule...

1. We maintain the past so you don't have to look it up. (mwatts@nhbakersfield.com)

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