(updated 7 Jun 05)  

Top Ten Things Dumb Guys Think a 'Blog' Is

10. That hot cyborg chick from "Star Trek: Voyager", Seven of Nine. (MrglsJon@aol.com)

9. Short for "Butt Log". (stan@squidworks.com)

8. When a person with a lot of blubber jogs..it's called a blog. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

7. Idz whud you ged id your doze whed you have a code. (mimsydivine@earthlink.net; bjjtoff@tds.net)

6. What those sissyfied doctors tell you will happen to your arteries after too many cheeseburgers. (HerzogVon@aol.com)

5. Anything that'll burn for two days in a fireplace. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

4. Worse than a clogged toilet...worse than a blocked toilet...a blogged toilet. (dakotadave57104@yahoo.com)

3. It's that big Jell-o lookin thing that tried to kill Steve McQueen in that old black and white movie. (Truckerex@insightbb.com; mykehalpinstudio@aol.com)

2. Piece of wood that is medium quality: Alog is best, Clog is worser and a Blog is in between. (rem7202@msn.com; astae@paonline.com)

Ahhhh...NOW I understand how they named it...

1. Sound you make throwing up reading online diaries. (dorr@jam.rr.com)