(updated 7 May 03)  

Top Ten Unlikely T-Shirt Sayings
(Topic suggested by junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

10. "VIVA LE FRANCE" DOD 10K RUN - Do it for them, since they'd do it for you. (ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

9. Iraq? Here's my rack! (mattcstone@mail.com)

8. I'm with...Hell, I am stupid (radlein0897@charter.net)

7. Shirt Happens! (guitartexn@aol.com)

6. I Got Kicked Out Of Red Lobster For Bringing My Own Crabs (ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

5. When I grow up I want to be Head football coach at the University of Alabama!!!! (trlymurph@aol.com)

4. "No Baby, Just Fat" with the arrow pointing to the Buddha belly (brwneyedcuuty@aol.com)

3. Proud Member of the Group Masturbation Society (mrxsandmanx@yahoo.com)

2. I'm all for Bush...as long as it's in the right place! ;) (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net)

Bet this won't fetch as much on Iraq-i-Bay as a solid gold toilet ...

1. I looted Iraq and all I could find was this stupid T-shirt (fbmarz@earthlink.net)


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