(updated 7 Sep 03)  

Top Ten Signs You're Too Old To Have Any More Children
(Topic suggested by Ukkfayoyay@aol.com)

10. There's no way you can afford diapers for you, your spouse AND the baby. (Cantw82paint@Aol.com)

9. The clothes from your last child are back in style. (FreeLooseDirt@sbcglobal.net)

8. Your toddler is trying to put your dentures into the mouth of her "Dora The Explorer" doll. (JOSQUARD@aol.com)

7. Your grandchildren could babysit. (seeker@vcoms.net)

6. You think Eminem is the unabbreviated form of M&M's. (BikeMike101@aol.com)

5. There is a good possibility that the baby will be born with more teeth than you. (Cantw82paint@Aol.com)

4. Your breasts would be better served as a rope swing than for nourishment. (audreydawnsapp@aol.com)

3. Your Social Security check is smaller than your Viagra bill. (jenalt2001@yahoo.com)

2. Tony Randall looks at you like you're crazy. (jaynashvil@aol.com)

And the last "marathon" you "ran" ended up being more like a "try"athlon...

1. The only meaning "getting it up" has to you is the Olympic-sized task of getting your ass out of a chair. (razcactus@netzero.com)