(updated 8 Apr 04)  

Top Ten Obscenities/Indecencies Heard/Seen On Oprah Winfrey's Show

10. The amazingly incredible gift Stedman gave her for her birthday....with her own money. (MIZZTHANGOH@aol.com)

9. Angelina Jolie's graphic descriptions of her tattoos & piercings that you can't see. (MooseSpeak@netscape.net)

8. There was that time Oprah 'nipped out' in a wool sweater. (khalazdad@adelphia.net)

7. Britney Spears and Sarah Jessica Parker arguing over the true definition of what a "pump girl" is. (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

6. Actually used the word "breast" while talking to Perdue Chicken spokesperson Dirk Bensen. (discodon2000@aol.com)

5. "DAMN GIRLFRIEND! You look good. Where'd your Big Fat Ass go?" (ChrisAndBrandi69@aol.com)

4. It's pretty obscene when she shakes her fist in the air and her tricep shakes like a bedsheet on a clothes line. (jandsfargo@hotmail.com)

3. Oprah lugging out 100 pounds of chicken fat onto the stage to demonstrate the amount of weight she lost. Even worse was the thought of her again consuming that same fat in order to regain her former girth. (william.fishburne@verizon.net)

2. Dr. Phil periodically talks out of his literal ass. (tainsam@aol.com)

Forbes what it's worth...this IS pretty damned obscene...

1. Close up of Oprah's paycheck. (stan@squidworks.com; rampage1984@msn.com)