(updated 8 Jan 04)  

Top Ten Reasons Britney Spears is Giving to Have Her Marriage Annulled

10. "Y"?...because she didn't LOVE him. (Cantw82paint@Aol.com)

9. Madonna was a better kisser! (fireflysmail@aol.com; sp723920@aol.com)

8. When asked for comment, Ms. Spears stated, "Top THIS, Aguilera you b*tch"! (bigsammy2003@hotmail.com)

7. He wouldn't..."Baby, One More Time". (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

6. "Ewwww....he's that George guy from 'Seinfeld', right?? EWWWWWW!" (cmndrnineveh@aol.com)

5. It didn't create as much buzz for her new album as she was hoping for...and man does she need it. (coolsmitty_2000@yahoo.com; brwneyedcuuty@aol.com)

4. "Who gets married in blue jeans, a tank top and a baseball cap.......for their FIRST marriage!" (marymarg27608@yahoo.com)

3. Did not realize the many incompatibilities between them, such as he lives in Louisiana and has no money. (chharget@aol.com)

2. "Usually I have other people run my life, so like, I really just don't know what to do when left to my own devices." (imsherl0ck@aol.com)

Sheesh, for a girl from Louisiana, you'da figured she woulda known a LITTLE French...

1. She was told "annulled" is the French word for "getting your virginity back". (branford@aol.com)